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january's calls:

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it's my friend joel.
3 stars 6 votes
  

today (january 30th) is national inane answering message day. this should be the holiday's official website or something.
1 stars 1 votes
  

have a nice span of time.
3 stars 2 votes
  

yeah, i know.
1 stars 2 votes
  

that's a bizarre song.
4 stars 6 votes
  

that's um, interesting.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

nevermind, goodbye.
3.5 stars 4 votes
  

mine is nowhere as interesting.
3.5 stars 4 votes
  

that's sick.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

you know how sorry i was about the cat incident.
3 stars 2 votes
  

some random person posted an ad on craistlist about shrunken heads, and left this number.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i like prank phone calls, but yes, that was kinda a fail.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

that sounds fun.
5 stars 1 votes
  

that is rediculous.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

don't kill the cactus!
5 stars 3 votes
  

that's the stupidest law ever.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

several hundred dollars for a cactus??
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

cactus garden places?
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i had no idea cactuses were taken so seriously!
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

people in arizona are big on friendly advice, aren't they?
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

have a good weekend.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

you know.
4 stars 1 votes
  

that thing that happened at seaworld.
5 stars 3 votes
  

"i got to go check out that stench."
4 stars 5 votes
  

"i think you might be involved in multiple homicides."
3.5 stars 3 votes
  

i don't know what it means, i didn't post it.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

it's amazing how many people want them... i've gotten 70 calls like this one. serious.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

this lady just wants a picture.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

what is going on in the background at the end of this?
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

"i have an interesting husband."
1 stars 1 votes
  

"it sounds too good to be true."
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

this guy really wants them.
4 stars 1 votes
  

"i'd love to add them to my collection." ...of what?
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

"it completely fits with my decor scheme, which is body parts."
4 stars 1 votes
  

"if you still have the shrunken heads, let me know. if you don't, call me back still."
5 stars 2 votes
  

"my kid's way into weird stuff."
5 stars 1 votes
  

"i'm very morbidly curious."
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

she really would like them.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

"i have a number of uses for them." haha, i'd like to hear what they are.
5 stars 1 votes
  

very very interested in shrunken heads.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

"i really like weird stuff."
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

yeah, let's meet to exchange heads.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

"would love those shrunken heads."
5 stars 1 votes
  

shrunken head voicemail #1.
5 stars 2 votes
  

i'll get to that eventually.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i think the shortest ones are the hang ups. if they count.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i need some happiness.
5 stars 2 votes
  

nope, not a guy.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

that's creative.
5 stars 1 votes
  

pretty great.
5 stars 2 votes
  

i don't call back.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

blowing into the phone isn't funny.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

seriously.
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i'm going to what?
Not Rated stars 0 votes
  

i'm like the girl that can never be there.
4 stars 5 votes
  

kids books are so weird.
4 stars 4 votes
  

yeah well your face is not very original! sorry...i always wanted to say something like that.
3.5 stars 3 votes
  

haha.
5 stars 1 votes
  

is that really an actual book?
5 stars 2 votes
  

i can't think of anything to say for this.
1 stars 1 votes
  

you're really weird.
1.5 stars 2 votes
  

when i was little, i liked "tickle me pink."
5 stars 2 votes
  

where do you wanna go?
4 stars 2 votes
  

weird ones? yes, listen to the one below.
2 stars 1 votes
  

ok grandma.
5 stars 2 votes
  

why would mice need a bird cage?
5 stars 2 votes
  

i enjoy these messages for some reason.
5 stars 4 votes
  

well, my dad used to do it with helium... but i wouldn't recommend that.
4.5 stars 4 votes
  

congrats.
5 stars 1 votes
  

that must have sucked.
3 stars 1 votes
  

a contribution.
3 stars 1 votes
  

yesterday was today... that's thought provoking. sort of.
3.5 stars 2 votes
  

it's a bad thing.
3 stars 1 votes
  

that was weird.
3.5 stars 2 votes
  

Jesus loves you!
5 stars 3 votes
  

hey, ask him over sendmeavoicemail.com! yeah that's probably a terrible idea, but it would be cool.
4.5 stars 2 votes
  

today in history...or actually two days ago...or something.
4.5 stars 2 votes
  

i will consider that. i just... i suck at leaving messages.
3.5 stars 2 votes
  

i didn't know there was any question about guys having beautiful blue eyes. i love blue eyes. especially on guys. and dogs.
2 stars 1 votes
  

yes. that would be quite neat.
4.5 stars 7 votes
  

hey that's awesome.
4 stars 2 votes
  

kisses hugs and happy things...?
4 stars 4 votes
  

raining in california.
4 stars 1 votes
  

what did you name it?
4.5 stars 2 votes
  

yeah, that doesn't make sense.
3 stars 4 votes
  

a humble voicemail leaver person.
5 stars 3 votes
  

no you don't.
2.5 stars 2 votes
  

the green part with the point.
4 stars 3 votes
  

that's cool... but it's strange that the old number worked.
4 stars 3 votes
  

usually when my voice sounds weird, i don't want to be heard.
4 stars 5 votes
  

it would be a 15.
3 stars 1 votes
  

huh? what? huh? yeah. alright.
4 stars 3 votes
  

yeah, shut up. seriously.
1.5 stars 2 votes